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'I was just a humble Syrian merchant, until one day I was on my way to the masjid, I came across a wise sage called K'harl Bin Jahmin, he approached me and reached inside his big mystical beard, out of which he pulled a copy of John Locke which would change my life in ways I thought impossible. Being a simple man of simple ways I didn't have anything I could give the kind sage in return. Shekels were scarce so the only thing I could think of exchanging for the gift was my last alabaster jar of soy, to which the sage responded with a twinkle in his eyes, "That's all I ask, my child." I tossed away my simple ways and am now building my first space shuttle from bathroom tiles and discarded razor blades. Liberalistism has changed me, and it can change you too. To infinity, and beyond.'
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