[X] My Assistant

There's a saying that you learn something new everyday. Let's put that to the test. Post something that you learned during the day. It doesn't have to be factual knowledge, it could be informal knowledge you picked up at home or via the media. For instance, you find out a relative is getting married, or something of that nature.

I learned my motorbike dosen't go so well in the snow

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that you can't eat a telephone, no matter how much friendship you use.

Your faithful student,

Noah Body.

I've learned that marriage works with good partnership ^____^
Of course love & sex is important, but this is just a flaming passion.

Seventeen words, including five in my native language.

I'm actually more concerned about how many things I forget every day, since that's a larger amount of data.

I learned that black people watch anime.

Now I always knew they did... I seriously just found out about some gangster type blacks that watch it though. I have heard of such things... but never really see it often.

Finntroll is actually band from Finland.

I learned that my boss has made up a term for the stench one of my other co-workers leaves behind "Philified". What was said tonight "Yeah I don't like putting garbage bags on the chair either but it's been Philified and I don't want to go home smelling like him."

This post has been edited by Isis86: Aug 15 2011, 11:05

I finally learned where the cube goes in that cursed contraption...

i learned there is a website that accept 2 forms of payment.....paypal and runescape gold at the rate of $5/5m gold

This post has been edited by ineednoname: Aug 15 2011, 12:35

HOLY GODS!! I have ten toes!

today, i learned that the salsa i ordered "has to be consumed within 5 days after opening"...i opened it on friday just to try/taste it...

I learned that Vicodin is awesome when you're feeling depressed.

I learned that Rob Itagaki is an anagram of Gregory House.

Hey, if Hydrocodons are what are going to help me cope with the crushing depression of my loneliness, anxiety from losing my job, frustration of my Absurdist view of life and whatever mental and physical aches and pains I might endure. I don't see why I wouldn't get addicted to them.

Right now I'm looking at jobs and singing Winter Wrap-up. Five minutes ago I was clinically depressed and contemplating drastic measures. Amazing what four little pills can do for you.

Today I've learned how to quickly turn off the Mind Burner in the Redhead Forest.

I learned 3 things today;

Hey, if Hydrocodons are what are going to help me cope with the crushing depression of my loneliness, anxiety from losing my job, frustration of my Absurdist view of life and whatever mental and physical aches and pains I might endure. I don't see why I wouldn't get addicted to them.

Right now I'm looking at jobs and singing Winter Wrap-up. Five minutes ago I was clinically depressed and contemplating drastic measures. Amazing what four little pills can do for you.

I'm quoting this because this is 1 thing I learned today.

I learned the Nintendo 3DS had it's price reduced by around $100 for which I was excited. Apprently this is old news however

I also learned I am madly in love which has added fuel to the fire that is my own depression, but I was not aware there was a point that was lower than attempting suicide until recently

When you can't kill yourself because someone else is pining to be with you, wot do?

Animals can't love. If they move their ass tail when they watch you, this is because of their survival instinct.

This post has been edited by αpαphα M: Aug 16 2011, 04:23

I also learned I am madly in love which has added fuel to the fire that is my own depression, but I was not aware there was a point that was lower than attempting suicide until recently

When you can't kill yourself because someone else is pining to be with you, wot do?

wat

Animals can't love.

Fuck you they can't. My cat Zoey was quite affectionate and was never a time where she was nuzzling up against me wanting me to get her some attention. The fact I'd come home at the end of work and she'd wake up out of a dead sleep to chirp at me and want me to pet her and whatnot tells me you didn't learn shit.

I learned about virtual memory today... well... I tried to learn.