[X] My Assistant

This is the thread to post whatever random thoughts you might have in regards to the HV, discuss things in regard to it, or whatever. (Questions about mechanics and requests for advice are better posted in their respective threads because I can't promise qualified people will read this thread)

However, DO NOT POST REDUNDANTLY WITH OTHER SPAM THREADS.
E.g. If you find a piece of equipment, don't post about it in both the equipment thread and here.

My random thought:
I wonder if Tenboro will be/is hindered in implementing skills by a lack of the little icons he currently uses for abilities.

This post has been edited by Maximum_Joe: Jan 26 2020, 02:10

Its been nearly a year since HV 0.4.0 rolled out.

HV needs more tits.

And dicks.

I wonder if anyone would be interested in leveling these for me (in exchange for credits):
Fine ebony staff of destruction
Fine ethereal ebony staff of destruction
Fine silver-trimmed phase gloves of mjolnir

If HV was ever put on XBLA or PSN, how many people here would purchase it and what would the achievements/trophies be?

Yes, I'm a jackass.

This post has been edited by cptkleenex: Oct 11 2010, 05:10

Why would you buy something you're already playing for free?

Achievements should be:

1. Reach Lv.300 (50 pts)
2. Max out the Abilities tree (50 pts)
3. Max out all Training (50 pts)
4. Obtain all Hath perks (50 pts)

Shitty Bejeweled 2 endless mode achievement would have nothing on this.

1. Reach Lv.300 (50 pts)

I'm not sure that is possible.

2. Max out the Abilities tree (50 pts)

Done.

3. Max out all Training (50 pts)

Not possible.

4. Obtain all Hath perks (50 pts)

Definitely not possible.

I'm not sure that is possible.

Sure it is. It's just a matter of time. Literally. Assuming you play everyday for 5 years and only play Battletoads.

Done.

So you have more than 624 ability points? I still need 135. Granted I didn't play for about 8 months, but that is still a lot of artifacts. And I doubt you have more of the ability point training done than me since it became obsolete when HV started.

Not possible.

Also a matter of farming ability and time. It'll go even faster when I hit Lv.260. Twice as fast to be precise.

Definitely not possible.

I'm sure some of the toplist guys will finish, eventually. Definitely not possible without spending thousands of dollars.

If I made an auction thread out of the auctionable stuff from my shop, would people actually buy them?

Why would you buy something you're already playing for free?

Achievements should be:

1. Reach Lv.300 (50 pts)
2. Max out the Abilities tree (50 pts)
3. Max out all Training (50 pts)
4. Obtain all Hath perks (50 pts)

Shitty Bejeweled 2 endless mode achievement would have nothing on this.

Or imagine something like:

Ahead of the Latest Update (100Pts)
- Clear the last Arena challenge
- - Whichever the Arena challenge this might be.

Ethereal Weapon Finder (100Pts)
All Ethereal weapons of each weapon class obtained through battle
- - This will be a pain to accomplish, especially stuff like Ethereal Katanas.

So you have more than 624 ability points? I still need 135. Granted I didn't play for about 8 months, but that is still a lot of artifacts. And I doubt you have more of the ability point training done than me since it became obsolete when HV started.

Yes, I have everything maxed (24 left over), and no, I don't have more ability point training than you though I probably have more trained than almost anyone still active.

I played 3 arena challenges before I wished I was getting bamboo shoved up under my fingernails by the Vietcong.

So yeah, could we have the UltraHentaiVerse where we're served champagne, and maybe throw in a mani and a pedi or maybe a back massage as a bonus? And I need a joystick or a controller or something because I have to stretch my arms forward to constantly press the number buttons on my laptop keyboard during those long arena battles and it pulls the muscles in my neck and back.

I am not looking forward to trying Blue Skies. Its probably 150 or so Legendaries. I might just mage my way through that one.

I am not looking forward to trying Blue Skies. Its probably 150 or so Legendaries. I might just mage my way through that one.

I hope it ends with one of the Gods.

I hope it ends with one of the Gods.

I would probably flip some tables over.

I kinda wish we could Niten with two katanas, just because I think it'd be funny.

So why are mages only able to make it through End of Days and Blue Skies and whatever else is up there? That's not very fair. I'm not a mage and don't want to be one and because of that, I can't advance and I'm stuck doing the same lame arena battles over and over. Someone needs to fix that.

cmal beat End of Days with melee.
I could probably also do it if I tried.

cmal beat End of Days with melee.
I could probably also do it if I tried.

Huh, then one would think I could sail right through it. To be honest, I haven't tried End of Days in a long time because all it did was eat through my items and it was fucking boring.

It still is boring, and will probably cost a lot of items.

There is also a trick that can help. I'd tell you what it is, but I don't want to post it on the board for all eyes to see.

I figured out how to beat End of Days in about 40 minutes without using that "trick" or items, Boggy. It should make Blue Skies a cakewalk, assuming there's no God enemy at the end. I doubt there will be, but even if there is, they're still beatable with the trick regardless of what equipment you have.



This post has been edited by hitokiri84: Feb 26 2012, 19:54